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Why Matt Cain is better than you

June 3, 2010
By Nick Cannata-Bowman
Why Matt Cain is better than you

I’m repeating myself when I say that there’s no shame in being shut out by Ubaldo Jimenez.  The guy is a space assassin from  the Glornak 7 galaxy, sent to make a struggling Giants offense look even worse than they normally do.  On his home world he was genetically engineered in a lab and...
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Timmy Troubles

June 1, 2010
By Nick Cannata-Bowman
Timmy Troubles

After an inspiring sweep of a less than formidable Diamondbacks team finished off by a resilient extra-innings victory, game one against the division rival Rockies didn’t go quite as well.  And predictably so.  Honestly, there’s no shame in getting shut out by Ubaldo Jimenez,...
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Lights, Camera, Action!

May 29, 2010
By Nick Cannata-Bowman
Lights, Camera, Action!

So begins the Buster Posey Era in San Francisco.  Sort of.  According to the higher-ups, the plan is to start Posey five times a week with a bulk of his time coming at first base, moving Aubrey Huff to left, and leaving the slumping...
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Chairs on the Titanic

May 26, 2010
By Nick Cannata-Bowman
Chairs on the Titanic

There’s an old saying that dates back awhile that I feel like describes the Giants current situation perfectly.  After the series in Oakland where the offense managed to score...
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The Mind of Bruce Bochy

April 26, 2010
By Nick Cannata-Bowman
The Mind of Bruce Bochy

Following a nice series victory of the Cardinals, I feel bad bringing some negativity into the world.  That said, there’s something that needs to be observed: the contradictions of...
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Giants/Cardinals and the Roadtrip from Hell

April 23, 2010
By Nick Cannata-Bowman
Giants/Cardinals and the Roadtrip from Hell

Let’s acknowledge right off the bat that this six game roadtrip was a ferry ride through hell in terms of losing.  There was lots of Manny Ramirez, David Eckstein,...
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